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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

'King of the Hill' Reboot First Details: Hank, Peggy, Bobby, Dale - Variety

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

ESA’s Bug-Eyed Robot Telescope Just Spotted Its First Asteroid — And It Could Save the Planet - The Daily Galaxy

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Elden Ring Nightreign devs confirm they’re working on a duos mode - Polygon

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - The Verge

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

12 Shocking Celebrity Revelations From This Week That You Simply Won't Believe - BuzzFeed

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Researchers Uncover Fossils That Completely Challenge What We Thought We Knew About Prehistoric Reefs - Indian Defence Review

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

So they tried

Ananda Lewis chose 'natural' cancer care over conventional treatment. Many others do too -- and it's risky - ABC News

Then came..

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

All-time great wrestler Hakuho quits Japan Sumo Association with plans to form global body - AP News